Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe.Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi.Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. ———————— Some may be uncomfortable with the threats and allusions to violence.But I’ve got to go out and by an electric nail gun!If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.My daughter is getting ready, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.
(y/n))_____ If no, please explain:____________________________ ______________________________________ Do you own: A van? _______________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________ Feel free to use back of page or attach additional sheets for above questions. _________________ When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, and priest or other religious education provider?This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.